everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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