She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I will pee on everything he values.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I would fuck him just for his dog
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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