quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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