All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I currently don't understand fingers.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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