Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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