im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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