I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
