hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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