just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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