He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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