alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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