she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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