I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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