Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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