you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
