idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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