And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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