She said her name was "party"
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
