I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
she told me i tasted like america
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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