Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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