she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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