The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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