I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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