dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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