Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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