yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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