no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
