I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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