Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i think my mom watched the whole time
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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