He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
i think my cat just said my name.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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