There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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