Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
