I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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