What a fucking waste of an outfit
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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