I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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