butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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