Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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