somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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