I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
