But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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