Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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