Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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