glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so that wasnt chicken after all
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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