she looked like the bat from fern gully.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Randomize
