Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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