yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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