I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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