It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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