Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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