I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Green mimosas i think yes
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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